How to piss off someone who likes Pearl Jam

Stefan writes out the formula on how to piss off a Pearl Jam fan:

Hire a homeless person to stand in line for you.
Buy a poster and flip it on eBay.
Ditch your friends to upgrade your tickets?.
Tell fans around you to stop singing.
Hold up a sign to play “Even Flow.”
Brag about getting Tenclub tickets when everyone else is getting a “503” error.
Be a loudmouth song predictor.
Ask “Is Pearl Jam still making music?”
Think you’re bigger than the band.
Yell at Ed to stop talking and play more music.
Say you like Creed better than Pearl Jam.

Read all the details on the Matador Network Article.